okay guys this is some important shit im going to tell you about so today my brother bought me a bag of fortune cookies
and they’re all pretty normal fortunes like “a close friend will be deceptive tomorrow” and “you will have good luck in january” but then i got to this one cookie
this one fucking cookie and i
That crumbled quickly…
omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!
guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just
I ship it